The Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monsters
Information and warnings about the Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster - the Institute for Studies
There are three known kinds of Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monsters, but due to thier deadly ways and disguises, there could be many thousands more.
They have been found in southern Italy and some parts of the middle east. We are publishing known facts and observations here both as a warning to others for awareness and to start documenting these deadly and previous unknown, deadly, creatures
The three known Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monsters
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster is native to the island of Sicily in Italy. Rarely spotted elsewhere, it lies in wait in toilet bowls from which it launches its attack. When it's prey lowers their pants it seizes it's opportunity for food and pounces using it's coiled up tail. The Common DSTBM's jaws are extremely powerful and a bite left one victim/survivor, Samuel C, saying "owwww my bottom!!"
The Deadly Burn
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
The Deadly Burn lives in Oman. It uses it's hooked feet to swing up and bite your but. It also uses it's flaming head to heat up the entire country.
The King of the Monsters
The Common Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monster
Other potential deadly toilet monsters that could be real
The King of all the Monsters is known as the king of the Deadly Sicilian Toilet Biting Monsters instead of the king of every monster ever.
He has a bone spinning around his head to thwack it's enemies for defence and attack.
Other potential deadly toilet monsters that could be real
Likely but unproven Deadly Sicilian Toilet Monster - Unknown #1
Other potential deadly toilet monsters that could be real
Although people only know of three types of deadly Sicilian toilet biting Monsters already listed. Partial sightings and unconfirmed reports are flooding in..
Most recently we have been made aware of a previously forgotten deadly Sicilian bottom tickling monster
Likely but unproven Deadly Sicilian Toilet Monster - Unknown #1
Likely but unproven Deadly Sicilian Toilet Monster - Unknown #1
Likely but unproven Deadly Sicilian Toilet Monster - Unknown #1
The unknown #1 has yet to be named because it has not been proven real to the satisfaction of TIforS. So some details may be incorrect.
It has a transparent, scorpion like, body so it can extremely hard to see. This contributes to the difficulty in proving it's existence.